I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
