Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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