just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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