this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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