Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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