No awkward lesbian experiences without me
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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