Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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