do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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