GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Someone shattered a urinal.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Randomize
