It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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