a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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