I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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