i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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