what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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