listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize
