chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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