Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Houston, we have a blender
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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