I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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