its not stalking. its research.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
