Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize