She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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