the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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