just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I just found puke in my bra..
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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