I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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