hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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