I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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