My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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