He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the day after is always just damage control
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Do plants get herpes?
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