Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i need an iv and a liver transplant
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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