We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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