I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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