So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize