Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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