I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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