More tranny stories later!
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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