it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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