Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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