Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
