Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize