he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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