Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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