Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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