I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he thought i was a dude.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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