Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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