I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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