after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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