Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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