Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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