i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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