No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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