Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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