I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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