So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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