I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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