chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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