haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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