Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
thus making me awesome and them whores
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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